I like to eat plastic, such as heavy shopping bags, fake plants and other household items. But I absolutely can’t resist your power cables, as evident in the photo. I have destroyed many HDMI cables, laptop power cables and phone chargers. Now I am working on this charger cable for your Kindle.

Much love,
Faldo the cat
P.S. My little bro Kenji is trying to photobomb me but he really doesn’t know what he’s doing.