Hi again! My name is Cruiser and this is my second time on DogShame. My sister Lacy has the best tasting poop, but its been really cold here and I haven’t been outside long enough to smell one out of the snow with my beagle nose. You can imagine how excited I was when she crapped in Mommy’s nice warm office today while she was out , not once, but twice! One for me and one for the old man, Barney. He’s not in the habit of poop eating, but he loves to pee on them so Mommy knows it wasn’t him (how thoughtful I know). I may not be giving my humans kisses anytime soon, but it’s worth it!
-Cruiser