Rue the Sock Thief

I’m Rue and eat plastic and beer cans that my daddy leaves around the yard. He didn’t think I’d eat them, but I love them. I also chewed the tops off of four gallons of drinking water because my parents didn’t leave any water on the floor for me. I was thirsty, can you blame me?
I steal socks too, and play with them then leave them for my parents to find in random places.

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