My name is Fergus, I love to watch my mom open her mail and when she sets it down I lick the glue off the envelope. Afterwords I sit in a daze while I come off of a glue high.

I can’t leave ANY type of food on the counter for any length of time. While bringing in groceries Ghost decided the green peppers were a purrrfect afternoon snack.

Our little kitten loves crawling on our laps while we’re on the couch and letting them rip when he falls asleep. My husband blames the new kitten food, but I’m sure it’s the left overs he’s snuck out of the trash when we forget to secure the garage can lid.