I pee on my dad while he is asleep so he banned me from the bedroom. (I might pee on this too.) #rkitty

I like to sit between mommy and the computer during meetings and scream at her boss.
– Turnip

It’s okay Gallifrey. Just move everything out of your way. It’s not a problem.

They say that chocolate is bad for animals, but that didn’t stop Buster from ripping open the packaging on this box and helping himself to half a donut.

My names Turbo, and I’m 2 months old. I like to bite my mom with passion!

I was out of food so I scratched the dog than ate her food

I ate the fringe off both ends of Mom’s nice wool scarf from Ireland.