I pulled the tinsel and decorations off the Christmas tree and left them all over the house because Dad made me pose as the Grinch.

I like climbing the Christmas pressies especially when they are freshly wrapped and not mine’

Hi. I am Caesar. I like to eat. A LOT. I like to eat so much that I YOWL like a RABID HOWLER MONKEY and destroy my mom’s favorite chair until you PUT THE FOOD IN MY BOWL! (even though he’s already eaten several bowls, no matter) I am a fat asshole. #YOLO #FATCATSRULE #GETINMYBELLY

Carlino is not happy about being on a diet so his revenge is to wake everyone up at 5am to tell them just how hungry he is.

Emma aka”stinky”

The toilet paper roll taunted me – so I attacked it! Love, Bob P.S. I did this while Momma D was in the shower, so she had to get out mid-shower to clean up.