Captain decided he wanted to try some of dad’s tilapia dinner.

And my poo really stinks!

This was my Bubba at 18 yo. RIP love of my life. He loved children, hated dogs. Dogs knew him. One morning , a pit bull entered the yard. I rescued 2 cats, but could not find Bubba. In 10 seconds, I ran to his yell expecting the worse. Oh Yea, that POOR FRIENDLY PIT BULL. Bubba leveled her.In one minute , The dog jumped into the arms of the dog catcher looking for medical care. Three weeks later , Monique , the neglected pregnant dog from 3 blocks down, was adopted by a nice family. I frequently give to the shelter for that reason. Happily ever after !!

The contractor for the spare room was a stupid drunk! Mickey snuck into the drop ceiling because the contractor forgot to put a covering tarp on the opening. Mickey decided to pounce on a ceiling tile to escape. Too bad my best friend was sitting on the thrown under the point of impact. What a mess! Always smell your contractor’s breath before hiring them.

I all ways jump in the sink because I vomit becauseI make out with toys expeshally toys called teddy and padding ton

I refuse to let my mummy sleep until I get comfortable. If I can’t have my back legs wrapped around her leg like I’m humping her, and then she has to touch my back so I know she cares. If she doesn’t do this within a prompt period of time, I will cry, walk around her head, and act like a jerk!

*not sorry at all!

Maggie