Hi! I’m Luna! My mommy buys me expensive food because any wheat or gluten gives me a tummy ache! I ate Mommy’s bagel and now I have a tummy ache!

Sorry it’s so blurry!
It says
“My name is Mitsy”
“I smell like shit, and I like to cuddle.”

Once a week Mom spends the night with her 93 year old grandmother and doesn’t take me. In protest I leave one huge turd outside my box EVERY TIME!!!

Our cat usually acts like a cat but on occasion she likes to drink out of the toilet and in return likes to show affection by licking us..it’s especially gross after she drinks from the toilet.

Captain decided he wanted to try some of dad’s tilapia dinner.

And my poo really stinks!

This was my Bubba at 18 yo. RIP love of my life. He loved children, hated dogs. Dogs knew him. One morning , a pit bull entered the yard. I rescued 2 cats, but could not find Bubba. In 10 seconds, I ran to his yell expecting the worse. Oh Yea, that POOR FRIENDLY PIT BULL. Bubba leveled her.In one minute , The dog jumped into the arms of the dog catcher looking for medical care. Three weeks later , Monique , the neglected pregnant dog from 3 blocks down, was adopted by a nice family. I frequently give to the shelter for that reason. Happily ever after !!

The contractor for the spare room was a stupid drunk! Mickey snuck into the drop ceiling because the contractor forgot to put a covering tarp on the opening. Mickey decided to pounce on a ceiling tile to escape. Too bad my best friend was sitting on the thrown under the point of impact. What a mess! Always smell your contractor’s breath before hiring them.