My family and I can never sleep at night because of this loud black fur ball.

ok so my mom and I have been working all afternoon on a 4th of July cake that is half cake and half cheesecake (everything completely made from scratch bty) and while we’re letting the cheesecake cool we went outside for a few only to come in and find little feet prints in the cheesecake.

“Great for pest control” they said…

Someone pretends not to eat the expensive healthy food purchased for him…unless no ones watching.

Needed to switch his food for health reasons and wouldn’t eat the expensive kind…until we left the room.

I repeatedly wake mom up in the early morning hours (3:30 -5 am)…just for a scratch and then to play!

Caramel has a special talent for seeking out expensive apple product cables and chewing them… which shall hence forth be described as a Caramelized cable.