My cousin was visiting us in Louisiana all the way from Chicago… I don’t like house guests so I peed on her make up bag. I am a bad cat.

My fiance went to the kitchen sink to check on the defrosting chicken we were going to make for dinner and it was gone. We go upstairs and see it on the floor chewed open with our cat Zippy enjoying a feast

My name is Fergus, I love to watch my mom open her mail and when she sets it down I lick the glue off the envelope. Afterwords I sit in a daze while I come off of a glue high.

I can’t leave ANY type of food on the counter for any length of time. While bringing in groceries Ghost decided the green peppers were a purrrfect afternoon snack.

Our little kitten loves crawling on our laps while we’re on the couch and letting them rip when he falls asleep. My husband blames the new kitten food, but I’m sure it’s the left overs he’s snuck out of the trash when we forget to secure the garage can lid.

He snuck up on a tall shelf during the night and could not get down. I woke up to streaks on the wall and poop on the carpet!

My kitten meows to get on my lap, then climbs up my shirt to my shoulders and then bites my ears. Granted, I have big ears but still….