I shat on the carpet mom had professionally cleaned the day before. Twice.

My names Isis. Scoot…my brother a yellow lab use to live with us but he had to move BC our new roommate hates dogs. He came to visit I don’t like him anymore
So I hid In the closet and pooped and peed on all the clothes…

I want to eat a bird so I bark like a dog at them… From behind the window screen

I got into the yard today and found a Gambel’s quail nest! Imagine my surprise and delight at discovering eight perfect eggs. I decided to play with five of them and… well… they won’t make it.

Signed,
Snickers the Cat

My name is Mr. Peepers… At night while Mom and Dad are sleeping… I steal the treats and try to rip open the bag with my sharp kitten teeth. And my big sister doesn’t help OR stop me… She just watches. Then when my Mom gets up in the morning she tattles on me.

I steal things… And I put them in my food dish

My name is Siberia AKA Kitty Biscuits and I shred any and all paper products. Paper towels, napkins, toilet paper and dryer sheets. And I take tissues and destroy them in places no one will find me. Other paper products I destroy right in front of my Mom and Dad. Its a good thing that I’m so cute because my Mommy can’t be mad at me for too long.

mommy and daddy brush me regularly but i keep growing more and more fur and soon i will cover the howse with fur and mommy and daddy too and they will be caught in my web of fur and then i will eat them