When mom leaves the house, I run to her closet and poop on her clothes, the carpet and walls. Then I scratch when she tries to clean it up. Bad kitty!!!

I’m so fat my pee was all over the counter and very little made it into the bowl!

my name is bumper and
on moms birthday i dug a hole into the bed so i could hide inside the mattress and i bit the sign when mom tried to shame me!

I eat my mom’s headphones while she sleeps. I have no shame.

Loki came into our bedroom climbed on the shelve and scooped out our pet fish Kip. Poor Kip never had a chance against this mainecoon.

I am a bra thief. This is the second one I stole today…not counting the one I hid in the hallway. No laundry basket is safe from me.

Signed
Gallifrey

.. I also poop in the plant as well.Five star litter box

Mommy sees me stealing as a problem and a habit we need to brake, i see it as mommy’s problem because i love the sparkle to much!!!