I’m a Dust Kitty, Not Dust Bunny

My name is Leemo. I have three legs, so I have to make my own fun, staying inside the house (plus I live in Saudi Arabia, which is unbearably hot most of the time,)

Just for my amusement, I created “The Broom Game.” When my mama sweeps the floor, I follow room to room, waiting for a pile of yuckiness to plop into. It makes her bat-guano crazy, and I think that’s so funny that The Broom Game happens EVERY time she sweeps.

Did you know that humans swear a lot?

Peeing for Power Loss

My name is Hannah. I peed all over the bed and dry clean-only comforter at 2 a.m. the night the most “catastrophic ” winter ice storm “in history” was coming in, bringing with it “devastating power loss of epic proportions.”

(Now I’m plotting what to do next since they didn’t lose power.)