I puke , I eat and roll in it, and I surprise my sleeping Mom with great big vile sour kisses. I then pee on her bed because I am so excited to give her such a great gift. I am so thoughtful, not sorry!

This is probably at least number 50!

Great watch dog and protector of my home

I got into a new bag of greenies and ate them all.

I am a garbage junkie. I used to be stealthy, but now I’m so chubby that I just get stuck!

Just read the sign! It says it all. 🙂

Eddie likes to take his dog bed out of his kennel and get a little friendly with it!

I’m telling you… the Easter Bunny didn’t feel a thing!!! Barks Honor!!

My Mommy snores like a bear!! So I sent her to the Dog House! Now it’s peaceful and I can finally get my beauty Sleep!!!!