I whine and pace around until my parents let me in the bed. I’m a certified BED HOG!

Murphy… zzzzzz

I have no idea what happened to the chocolate bunny and duckie…

He couldn’t resist, “TANKA” love all toys! Even if they are not his…

I have poopies on my butt and I don’t know what to do.

Mommy thinks I’m such a “PRETTY GIRL”! Well, she’s right!! But what she doesn’t know is that I just passed some smelly gas and I’m proud of it!!!

I constantly bully my kitty sister & trample on her over a stuffed toy peep. I am not ashamed! -Bella-

It was the rabbit

“We went to the dog park, and while the other dogs wanted to play with me, all I wanted to do was pee on and/or snarl at everyone, so we had to leave, and now everyone at the dog park knows Mom & Dad as “those people with the a****le dog.”

I must really love stepping in my poo and walking ALL over the house because I have done it 4 times this week already! – Scamper