I thought I could post 2 pics. One of the shamed and one of his shameful act. I was wrong.

So, Damien, the shamed one in question gets separation anxiety. If I don’t crate him when I’m going to be gone for longer than about a half hour, something is getting destroyed.

I tore up a four-foot-tall Ficus tree that my mom bought as a 5-inch-tall plant and nurtured for TWENTY-TWO YEARS! (After walking past no fewer than 12 of my own chew-toys.)

I just had a bath and then rolled in the hay

They left me alone for 5 minutes; I was bored!!

I am not going to name names but SOMEONE got into my lipstick..

I eat my own barf.

Hi I’m Teddy.
I loved eating my moms new blue chair. What can I say, I thought it was ugly… and my food bowl was empty!!!. I’ll show her!
Doesnt she know blue is not the new black! I’ll show her who’s a better decorator!
Instagram: @teddy_the_newfy

My dogs saw another dog and I grabbed the collar of one and the other chased the dog. I picked up one and offered the other a treat and by this time the person stood still so my dog wouldn’t follow into a busy road. I get both of them to the door and the other turns around and runs across the street.