Nikki my dogue de bordeaux stole all our mcdonalds food while we washed our hands and buscuit left from breakfast off the stove and hid the evidence down in the couch

My name is Willa Iam not sorry I tried to eat an eyelid

My name is Willa

I may look all cute and innocent, but late into the night I transform into the Ninja Nutbuster! I run across the bed faster than a bolt of lightning and on the way I bust my daddy’s nuts. If daddy doesn’t like it he can wear a cup to bed.

I rolled in stinky mulch 5 minutes after my bath!

I am on a mission to chew and destroy all of my mom’s underwear. Can’t stop, won’t stop.

$20 roll of double face tape gone. Blu denying he’s to blame. Look at these feet. Priceless.

I bring Turds in the house, but wait there is more. I then like to eat them as well

“I like to steal shoes when no one is home and hide them in my crate or outside.” – Bessie

Bessie gets anxious when I’m not home and repeatedly steals my slippers and shoes. I have found them in various places through out the house, but most of the time they are in her crate or out on the back porch. It’s usually only my shoes, but occasionally she steals my husband’s and my daughter’s. She doesn’t chew them, just takes them.

Sign reads “I ate 6 feet of dental floss and I think I’m going to need a hand in 8-12 hours”