I didn’t like the cut of his jib.
– Leo

I’m a whizzing Westie

my name is Barney. I am a rescue dog. I show my appreciation by digging huge holes all over the yard, stealing anything dropped or left on the floor and chewing it up then throwing it up. Today I ate a hole in the new carpet right through the padding.

Lufee: ” I ate this bit of carpet, then puked in mom’s bed”
Marcell: “I ate most of what she threw up”

Rest was for mom to clean up and / or worry about that which end of the dog will the carpet appear again…

I bark, then hear it echo, so I bark back and hear the echo, so I bark back… how come no one is yelling at the other dog to stop barking?
Love, Sassy

My first day at Puppygarden class I was so excitedon’t I pooped on the floor and jumped the pitbull! Koda

Lamp? What are you talking about?
You’re crazy woman!!

Mom is upset at my third skunkipode. I’m only 3 years old. The skunk always wins:/

Sincerely,
Rambo The Tank Houdini Jovel

My poop is full of Birdseed
Love, Daisy