Gallifrey (the kitten) I approached thses two when they were on a walk. I was desperate and very, very hungry.

Puffanutter (the Chihuahua) At first I didn’t like her, she is a cat after all. But now, I will let her lay on top of me.

Smokeu (the Sheltie mix) I still try and chew on her head but only when Mom walks in the room. I don’t know why some cat thinks she can take my human’s attention.

There was a cat door there, but the bigger cow got his face stuck in it and ripped it out of the frame. This left a much better size hole to peep into the house.

I celebrate Christmas a little differently from my owners…now there is no doubt who the tree belongs to!

I take little samplings of my poop all day long and at 4am I start throwing up in my parents bed. It’s not my fault that my food tastes as good when it comes out as when it went in.

I eat the ctothch out of panties. – Dino. P.S. I’m a pervert

Zoë is a thief

Mommy and Daddy and Sister and Brother went out for a holiday dinner after we has a great day together so I threw up twice! No Shame. Okay maybe a little bit…,

“I heard Santa might bring me a new bed for Xmas so I ate this one to seal the deal”…”I encouraged her”