Coco is our new Beagle mix Pup who is developing a nice case of separation anxiety. She decided to take out her puppy loneliness and frustrations on my $200 pair of Kaenon Sunglasses last night.

Ducky is a 6-year-old Sun Conure. Both his parents are authors, and sometimes he gets a little jealous of the special place books hold in their lives. One fateful day, he snuck behind the bookshelf and got his revenge against the paper menace. This is an especially deep betrayal since he serves as the mascot for his mama’s children’s book series, which celebrates birds!

Submitted by Emlyn Chand and Falcon Storm

I found a bag of trash stashed in the back yard
And spread it across a 25 sqft area. My mom thinks one of us needs to be medicated – I’m thinking it’s her!

Jesus please forgive me…I eat Bibles

He was probably 7 months old at the time.
Still digs. He learned it from his “cousin”

This stinker barks constantly at anyone over 75 years old. The elderly disgust her.

My name is Alfred and I like to nurse on the dog. I am Mia and I let Alfred do it.

Patrick loves it when we let him out to snuggle on the couch.. However if a cat gets close he waits for them to settle and get comfy then he’ll ninja over and start chomping on tails.

I missed the toilet.