My name is ryder.. I will sleep no matter where I am

My name is Kreeper, I thought my mom left food on the table for me to finish for her. Thanks Jimmy Johns lunch was great!

Bandit is my foster dog. When I brought home a new kitten yesterday I was most concerned about their interactions. Apperently I need to be concerned about him snacking on the litter box. Here he is with a litter beard after dumping the box and making a mess.

Hershey our beloved hamster was jailed. He escaped his luxury home one to many times. I found him the very last time before locked up with nappy hair and all. Looked like me after all long night out.

Hi we are Kara and Camo and we murder feather dusters, squeaker toys, and WALLS! We will do it again. We are not sorry.

Ichabod and Rupert are extremely intelligent and inquisitive pot-bellied pigs. They love things that make noise, and they love exploring their surroundings. While I was out at the store (buying them food and treats, no less), they decided to tear apart my desk and bedroom, going through plastic bins, my dresser and my desk, taking every piece of paper out of the drawers that they could, because they liked the sound it made when it ripped and crinkled in their mouths. How I’m going to explain my lack of files to my boss, I’ll never know.

I have sat down with her dozens of times and tried to reason with her. It’s unsanitary, wasteful and just gross. She doesn’t care. So it has come to this.

My family thinks it’s going to watch the final episode of breaking bad tonight. I want to play fetch with them instead. I have no shame.

We hate the puppy. We eat his food and take his toys. We have no shame.
Porthos, Trixie and hated Nick-Nack