A Ferrets Fortune

My name is Elly-Weez. I am a 2 year old ferret and I steal everything i can get my paws on. I take cigarettes, clothes, shoes, remotes, food, purses and their contents, keys or anything that jingles and I run away when i grab something so you cant catch me. I also like to put my hoard behind the couch so you cant retrieve any of it. I know i am super cute and can get away with it anyway, i just enjoy the chase. My brother weez’s don’t steal a thing, but me.. ITS ALL MINE and i have NO Shame about any of it. Oh and i like to poop right outside of the litter box too and stare at you… ~Love Elly.

You didn’t ask permission.

This is Bia, a three year old tabby who demands attention, but only on her schedule—which is usually right when you head to the bathroom. She’ll howl pitifully and waggle her little paws under the door until you have mercy on her and allow her in the bathroom. Then, she sits just inside the door and stares at you disgustedly until you finish and wash your hands. Then, she howls to be let out….as if you TRAPPED her in there in the first place!!!