A Ferrets Fortune

My name is Elly-Weez. I am a 2 year old ferret and I steal everything i can get my paws on. I take cigarettes, clothes, shoes, remotes, food, purses and their contents, keys or anything that jingles and I run away when i grab something so you cant catch me. I also like to put my hoard behind the couch so you cant retrieve any of it. I know i am super cute and can get away with it anyway, i just enjoy the chase. My brother weez’s don’t steal a thing, but me.. ITS ALL MINE and i have NO Shame about any of it. Oh and i like to poop right outside of the litter box too and stare at you… ~Love Elly.

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