Every time we think we have figured out their escape tactics they are at it again another way! Smart damn chickens!

My Chicken Mommy put in a kennel and separated me from the flock so “I could think about how my actions affect others”.

Monti decided he’d rather spend the night somewhere else without telling anyone and pick up some nasty little friends on the way.

My gorgeous 6-year-old lab just ate Christmas for the third year in a row… Notice the missing popcorn. And the knocked over tree.

Sebastian is not sorry. He is vicious and will bite again given the chance.

And I scratch at my glass ALL the time to be fed!

Toto can hold his bladder for over 12 hours and will not pee in his own bed…however when hes let out every 1-2 hours then let free to roam around the house, he messes wherever he sees fit. He needs diapers or a catheter with a leg bag or he is going to be shamed each and every time!

Bad donkey.

Jakey enjoys taking clean, folded laundry out of the hamper and making it into a cosy little basset hound “nest” — all the better to shed and slobber on.

Jakey is not sorry.