I ate the blinds and I am NOT sorry.

– Jakey the basset hound

I stole a whole plate of cinnamon waffles and ate them all while my family was sleeping. When the kids woke up they all cried. I didnt care because I got the waffles.

I stole a whole plate of cinnamon waffles and ate them all while my family was sleeping. When the kids woke up they all cried. I didnt care because I got the waffles.

We eat mommy and daddy’s couch cushions because we’re douche bags:)

I lick the couch

Wilbur only looks cute when he thinks he’s getting a treat. Humans are of no use to him otherwise.

ear eater