I Flew Away

“I flew out the back door and partied in the woods for TWO DAYS!” -Lucy

The day after we moved into our new home, Lucy flew out the back door and into the woods. A kind neighbor managed to catch and return her safely home two days later.

Pig shaming

My name is Babe and my mommy separates me during feeding time with my two cat brothers and doggy sister because I am food aggressive. When I finish my food I get bored and destroy things. Nobody puts babe in the corner…

Lick Myself to Death

My name is Monroe, and when my Mommy and Daddy leave I get so scared they won’t come back for me. The best solution I have is to lick myself crazy and pretty much bathe in my own saliva. It works everytime. They always come back for me.