JoJo is my red eyed demon but I love him.

I got into the chocolate when my mom was making chocolate covered strawberries that’s why I am a bad Stella.

Bella ate my birthday cake before I even got a chance to get a piece.

What do expect? You locked me in the kitchen with a swimming pool noodle.

I left a dozen cupcakes On the table while I walked into the kitchen to put the icing bowl in the sink. When I came back into the dining room, he had licked the frosting off two cupcakes. And was very pleased about it.

I just ate a 24 ounce ribeye steak that was supposed to be cooked for dinner.