Hubs was cleaning out Mr. Spork’s cage. I was holding him on my lap when he let out the most vile wet poop known to man. It was a mix between skunk and butthole.

LuLu loves her sock! She loves to remind me that she loves it all night long.

Kitty and June Bug pair up on us and destroy puzzle pieces. Kitty paws them onto the floor and puppy proceeds to chew them up.

I was in the tree agin my mamma
Had to help …….!again

My name is fluffy bear. This is what I do for fun. My owner has to put the mylar up on his windows behind me to keep his office cool. I shread the absolute shit out of that too!

Smokey waits to poop until his mom and dad come home…