When my Daddy and Mommy leave me at home to go to work or anywhere without me I pee on their bed the same place where my bad butt slees comfy and warm.

“My mom thought I was a girl… But then I showed her my male organ! She screamed!” – Terry Tortilla the Tortoise

Sirius Black eats his 3rd bed in his 1 year, 4 month existence.

Chilli Chocolate – not loping forward to the morning !

he’s always been picky about his veggies

“What do u mean that wasn’t a new chew toy? I thought I was supposed to find what was inside it.”

I peed on your bed. Sorry. Love Slinky, the Pueblan Milk Snake.

I escaped and was playing at the neighbours house, so mummy had to leave early from work to pick me up.