I smashed mams favourite Santa ornament
My sister can’t have nice blankets because I eat them all! Your Baby,Coco
I have to keep some water in my tub, or my sweet faced Betty will do her business.
I shredded my brand new bed bit by bit and now most of the stuffing is gone. (Tornado kitty does not at all feel bad about it)
I tore up my Mommy’s pillow for no reason at all.
The wife smelt burnt hair coming out of her shower and Big Mac, was nowhere to be found. When he finally emerged, we noticed he singed the hair on his foot. He attempted to lick a pan with leftover bacon grease in it and must have put his foot too close to the stove-top’s pilot light flame. Luckily he was not injured but our sanity (and our frying pan) was thoroughly licked!
Rocco ate the bulbs on the lower part of the tree. He wants revenge because he doesn’t like his Christmas outfit
I HAVE NEVER PEED ON THE FLOOR…OR ON THE COUCH…OR IN THE BED. NEVER EVER…EVER!
# FAKENEWS love, Willow
My cat Hemi has a thing for sleeping in litter boxes and frequently licks windows and window screens. I’m go off on a limb here and guess maybe she needs therapy.