My name is Boobah, and I have NO SHAME!
I like to…
– Get in the cupboard over the fridge and under the bathroom sinks, and the closets
– Chew and lick plastic packaging (Mom called it pica)
– Claw my aunt’s sofa(And I taught my little brother to do this!)
– Sit my fat butt on sleeping humans’ rib cages
– Run out the front door
-Steal grandma’s chair when she gets up
– Sit on the mouse’s cage and the guppies’ tank, even though I could possibly BREAK THEM

I’m a little twat that likes to try to eat all the food before the other cat, then my tummy hurts so I throw up all over the house every day. I’m not ashamed. -Bandit

I stole a hot dog from the counter. I didn’t share with my Canine Brothers and I’m certainly not sorry.
Storm The Cat