I ate the remote in Mommy and Daddy’s room. Now they have to pay $15 for a new one. (The Dish network lady on the phone didn’t believe me when i said my dog ate it)

I like to run away

I left a plastic bag with some Christmas ornaments on the front porch for someone to pick up. Eddie took the bag to the back yard and unleashed his fury. When the gentleman rang the doorbell for the ornaments he expected to find on the porch, I had a feeling where to look…

I attacked my roommate…again!

I ate a box (literally) of triscuits while Aunt Kathy drove Morgan to school