Tucker hates baths and grooming and smelling nice. He enjoys a nice face roll in poop, which causes chronic yeast infections in his ears. He loves to dig in the mud after chipmunks, enjoys eating the stuffing out of all his toys and pees all over himself when greeting his family and friends. In his spare time, he barks insanely at babies in strollers, joggers, shadows, newspapers, trash cans and especially doorbells.
The Muddy River Of Denial
Boxer boy, Rowdy, eats mud but won’t admit it.