I tried to cover it up

My name is Marty Feldman. Don’t even feel sorry for me because I’m blind in one eye. I pooped on Mom’s down comforter and duvet while she was asleep under it. I tried to cover it up and tell her I couldn’t see the litter box as an excuse. My antics are usually cute, but Mom didn’t think so this morning.

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