Milo the TP roll eating dog

My name is Milo. When my mom is in the shower, I take the TP roll from its holder and tear thru the paper til i reach the core. I love to eat the core. I also like to sneak pizza from the box on the counter and bread from the cookie sheet without disturbing anything else or making any noise. Sometimes I share with my sister Java. My mom and dad never catch me until after. I also like to eat orange and black blankets. Also if someone is covered up with an orange and black blanket, I try to hump them. I seriously need help.

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