Mommy doesn’t know we HUMP each other all day long!!! She just thinks we are Soooo Adorable
and like to cuddle!
BUT we just finished some GOOD LOVIN’! We are just taking a break
before round 2!!!

I eat my doggy sister’s food while she sleeps. It’s my revenge b/c she is a bully. I am not ashamed! -Claire-

2 litter boxes and I still prefer the bathroom floor.

I chew up my Human’s headphones. (I’ve ruined 4 already!)

I like to meow VERY loudly to be let inside, then run away when someone opens the door. -Chess

My name is Boobah, and I have NO SHAME!
I like to…
– Get in the cupboard over the fridge and under the bathroom sinks, and the closets
– Chew and lick plastic packaging (Mom called it pica)
– Claw my aunt’s sofa(And I taught my little brother to do this!)
– Sit my fat butt on sleeping humans’ rib cages
– Run out the front door
-Steal grandma’s chair when she gets up
– Sit on the mouse’s cage and the guppies’ tank, even though I could possibly BREAK THEM

I’m a little twat that likes to try to eat all the food before the other cat, then my tummy hurts so I throw up all over the house every day. I’m not ashamed. -Bandit

I stole a hot dog from the counter. I didn’t share with my Canine Brothers and I’m certainly not sorry.
Storm The Cat

My name is Lily and I like to try to give my mommy a goodnight kiss AFTER I’ve finished licking my butthole!

I guess I should be thankful it’s not something more gross.