I guess I should be thankful it’s not something more gross.

He enjoys his excrement too much.

My name is Anna. I am a princess, and I play dead when my Daddy holds my sister.

My name is Anna. I am a princess, and I play dead when my Daddy holds my sister.

My name is Bat Cat and I threw up in the toaster and shorted it out. The house smelled like burning cat vomit for HOURS! (Muahaha!)

I steal my mommy’s (unopened) tampons and kick them all over the house

My Favourite drnking hole