I make sure mom is always thinking of me!

I like to stick my paw in my water bowl. (Now it smells like my POOP!)

Lightning gave me a LIVE snake for my birthday. I’m deathly afraid of snakes,but she meant well

I miss being an only furbaby so I’ve decided to start marking my territory everywhere (except the litterbox)… -Ozzie

Translation (sorry for my english): “I love wallowing in dog’s pee and then smell like *ss”.

The amount of money we spend on food for this Diva is ridiculous! She’ll eat one kind for a while, the act like it’s poison. This starts an expensive cycle as we look for something new. She’s lucky she’s cute!

I pee on my dad while he is asleep so he banned me from the bedroom. (I might pee on this too.) #rkitty