I received some antique glass Christmas ornaments from my landlord as a gift and our cat Lelantus decided to play with them while they were on the kitchen table. Needless to say, this was the result.

My name is Nemo and I chew on the Christmas tree and eat ribbon then proceed to barf up pieces all over the carpet. I am not ashamed! I will do it again. ( He also eats fake plants, rubber bands, nerf ammo, and grass).

This is our naughty bastard Stanley. He shit on our beds 3 times. It was not amusing.

Elvis Clawstello knocked over a pizza and didn’t even apologize.

That this was a stupid idea she only realized afterwards…

Moose is on the naughty list this year!

Alphie and her absent and unashamed sidekick, Oakley the basement cat, decided waiting was for suckers. They wanted their Christmas present now! Unfortunately, due to their lack of opposable thumbs they were unsuccessful in their endeavor.

My name is Merlin and I like to jump from the top of the door on to you whilst you are asleep.

I decided to eat a sewing needle for attention tonight.

My name is Ebony, and I use my senior citizen status as an excuse to act like a princess about my food. Mama has to buy me three kinds of food because I get bored and go on hunger strikes until she guesses what kind of food I want this week.