My cat friend had to puke while he puked, I can not wait to eat it

This is my cat, Jax. He likes to “stealth toot” in my direction and leave the room so that I can be alone with his stink.

I pee everywhere but love to claim the toaster oven. My owner loves the smell of ego waffles and cat pee burning. Lucky I’m cute

My cat ChiChi is a nutcase at night, much to the annoyance of my parents and I

Dexter Malone apparently dislike science. Came home from a 12 hour night shift @ the hospital and found a lovely mess of soil, plants and pots all over the kitchen. Thanks cat’

I ran around like a spaz after breakfast and vomited my tuna in gravy between the radiator cover and the radiator

Woke up this morning to find a half-destroyed bag of cat treats… sat next to a guilty-looking mouse. On further investigation, I think Mouse may have been set up.

My name is Daumer and I love chewing on fake trees and flowers. Last year Mommy had to pay to take me to the vet because I wasn’t eatting… Chewing on the tree cut the back of my throat and it hurt to eat for a while. This year, mommies friend put the Holy Family under her tree to deter me. PLEASE! I didn’t let them stand in my way. Joseph gave his life to protect baby Jesus and lost his head for it; and Mary lost her other hand and will never be able to hold her baby… Mommy says I get a bath in holy water for Christmas, AFTER an exorcism…