Mom keeps my food on the counter so the dogs won’t get it. I think I can’t jump up there so I beg Mom to put me up there every morning and night. When she tells me that I really am a cat and I can jump up there myself I hide on this shelf.

I just learned why I can’t leave food unattended around my cat

At 10:40 pm on sept 29,2014, Mickey passed the worst gas in recorded human history on this chair in my lap. He must be a Jets fan. I still love you anyway!

I sleep in the box where cat grass was planted, never felt shame in my life.