My name is Latte and I’m a spazzed out lunatic, with no apparent need for rest. Ever. I’m very suspicious about those evil bedcovers humans sleep under, so I feel the need to keep Mommy and Daddy awake all night by attacking their feet and biting their toes, should they chance to move. They sure don’t seem to appreciate my efforts to rid them of the evil that lies beneath their comforter! They’ve even taken to locking me in another room at night – ungrateful, I call it!
This is Marshmallow. Marshmallow steals dirty underwear to bury in his litter box.
Oberon is our beautiful baby Turkish Angora (we think), whose boundless energy comes with some challenges. Napkins, toilet paper, printer paper, receipts. If it’s within reach, it will die. Mommy and daddy need to formulate a better plan of hiding their paper goods, or this paper holocaust may never end.
This is Solstice. He technically belongs to my ex-wife. The cat lives with me because my kids asked me to take him in. This morning at 5:45, while I’m drinking my morning coffee in my bathrobe, the cat rocketed through the porch door with a large live vole in his mouth. He was watching me out of the corner of his eye as he ran because he knew I would stop him. Then, of course, he let the vole go and had no clue what to do with it. My son and I trapped the vole and put it outside. Then I had to deal with an angry and frustrated cat and vole poop.
My daughter has agreed to take him when she finds an apartment. I am counting the days!
Will chewed off the little bud that goes inside the ear of my mom’s hearing aid. Not a good day.
I am totally addicted to treats, although I don’t deserve them. But mom can’t resist this face!
I ‘m very sneaky, I like all the butter of off my mom’s toast when she isn’t looking. I’ve done it for years!
“I LOVE to keep Mommy up most of the night by circling around her head and walking all over her! Then, I sleep all day while she teaches biology to teenagers!” PS – Mommy thinks I’m senile because this is something new and I just turned 17 years old!