I tore up a four-foot-tall Ficus tree that my mom bought as a 5-inch-tall plant and nurtured for TWENTY-TWO YEARS! (After walking past no fewer than 12 of my own chew-toys.)

I just had a bath and then rolled in the hay

They left me alone for 5 minutes; I was bored!!

I am not going to name names but SOMEONE got into my lipstick..

I eat my own barf.

Hi I’m Teddy.
I loved eating my moms new blue chair. What can I say, I thought it was ugly… and my food bowl was empty!!!. I’ll show her!
Doesnt she know blue is not the new black! I’ll show her who’s a better decorator!
Instagram: @teddy_the_newfy

My dogs saw another dog and I grabbed the collar of one and the other chased the dog. I picked up one and offered the other a treat and by this time the person stood still so my dog wouldn’t follow into a busy road. I get both of them to the door and the other turns around and runs across the street.

This is my forgive me face… after I’ve ransacked the kitchen for the 100th time!!! P.S. it was the cat…

My sister can’t have nice blankets because I eat them all! Your Baby,Coco