indie will eat butter one bed,couches, chairs and she just thinks it’s funny

So much for “bring your dog to work” day. It should now be “bring your dog to work only if you’re mad at a coworker” day.

Finnigin has a really bad habit— ‘marking the spot’ aka on Rahlo Matzoball’s head. Rahlo has no idea.

Hello i am Jack. When my momma isnt home i STRIKE and eat my mommas mongolia plant. I love it all expect the leaves! -Jack

I know I’m in trouble again .. Yes I Took Out All My Toys And I’m Not Putting Them back You Can’t Make Me …

I party when you go out

Scarlet likes to sneak up by Dad’s chair while he’s watching television and cut silent farts, then she will go back to whatever she was doing before. She does this multiple times a day.

This is what we came home to today. Apparently somebody did not like what was on the tv.

“I was just sitting here and the chair exploded ” -Morgan