My name is Riley. Whenever I meet a new person, I pee on their shoes. (And I don’t care!)

I had nothing to do with this! It just exploded. I swear!!! – Jet

He also cheats on feet with the draught excluder.

I steal underwear from your laundry bag……. But I’m still cute!

Our naughty max just wanted a little nibble on George…. but couldn’t resist the whole ‘hog’!!

I’m going to join you on the sofa, lay on your, and make your stretch your head to see the football game while you pet me. No Shame. Don’t care. -Sassi

“I pooped on my moms leg when a little girl tried to pet me in the elevator.”
Milli
LabRottie
1 yr

He passed this scheme off on his guilty faced brother for months. Even leading us to the evidence and yelling at him. Which would make his brother slink away in shame.