Mom! I opened your fedex package…its just a boring camera lens.

This is my ducks pool. These 3 should be on the other side of the fence, hence no eye contact…

I eat cat poop and then try to give my mommy kisses with litter still stuck to my face.

This her baby that she carries everywhere ( EVERYWHERE) she never leaves without and falls asleep sucking on it, she chews every stuff animal in the house except this one because it is her baby.

I’m Blondie the guinea pig. I like biting my cage bars, usually in the mornings when I want to tell my human slaves it’s time to let me out of my pen. This time however, I found some unfathamable delight in biting my cage bars even though I was OUTSIDE my cage and had free access to walk around into/out of my cage. The plastic cover over the bars has been ruined in some places as a result. I WIN, PLASTIC COVERS! <3s, Blondie

“When mommy needs to study or wants to sleep we start fighting, making noises as if we were trying to kill each other. As soon as she looks at us we act all cute. Also we chase our blind, disabled sister until she falls from one of the cage’s upper floors to the ground. It’s so much fun! – The Rat Pack (We regret nothing!)”
In addition to that we stole mommy’s notes, shred them and now all have cute, yellow paper-pillows. This pic is the proof: http://i48.tinypic.com/67uxr7.jpg