So much for “bring your dog to work” day. It should now be “bring your dog to work only if you’re mad at a coworker” day.
First Day of Work
Not Going Quietly
Hi, I’m Romy. Today I screamed bloody murder at the vet when they took me away from Momma for two minutes to do bloodwork. When they brought me back to Momma, she was apologizing that I wasn’t cooperative. “Oh, he was cooperative,” the told her. “He was just also really loud.”
Clueless
Finnigin has a really bad habit— ‘marking the spot’ aka on Rahlo Matzoball’s head. Rahlo has no idea.
The mongolia tree
Hello i am Jack. When my momma isnt home i STRIKE and eat my mommas mongolia plant. I love it all expect the leaves! -Jack
Toys and More Toys!!!
I know I’m in trouble again .. Yes I Took Out All My Toys And I’m Not Putting Them back You Can’t Make Me …
I party when you go out
I party when you go out
#lovegroundcoffee
Silent Butt Deadly
Scarlet likes to sneak up by Dad’s chair while he’s watching television and cut silent farts, then she will go back to whatever she was doing before. She does this multiple times a day.
Cat Yodeling
I also serenade my person while she is either on the toilet or in the shower/bathtub. I just love to hear the reverberation of my voice in the bathroom!
Stuart the Runt..aka iPhone cord enthusiast
He’s done this at least 15 times. It was time for him to be shamed.