Oh, was that Not for consumption?

I’ve been eyeballing at it for a long time, that gorgeous huge Serrano ham from Spain that was hanging at the office of my owner , but it was too big to wolf it down in the 5 minutes when nobody was watching (and might not notice), so now i’m bad, very bad, coz this ham was a present. Yea…well,THEN EAT IT! Not hang it…