”Hi my names Izzie, my owners didn’t buy me a dog bed when I was a pup, bet they’re sorry now.”
I like shoes
I like to eat my Daddy’s shoes. Mmm good!
Biscuit the jerk
He knows he’s an ass. You can see it on his face.
I JUST ATE A LOAF OF BREAD
I just ate a loaf of bread. I eat anything I can get my teeth on including raw roast, leaving only a blood stained carpet behind, sugar in the canister, and an occassional poop from my sister Lucy.
My name is Jasper .
I like too pee everywhere indoors even though I have and use my very own dogflap .
Ha ha ha , I am a bad boy !!!
Chloe is shamed because she likes to run away from me into traffic 🙁
Oh, was that Not for consumption?
I’ve been eyeballing at it for a long time, that gorgeous huge Serrano ham from Spain that was hanging at the office of my owner , but it was too big to wolf it down in the 5 minutes when nobody was watching (and might not notice), so now i’m bad, very bad, coz this ham was a present. Yea…well,THEN EAT IT! Not hang it…
I admit to jumping up and snatching the corn muffins that my Mother was about to take to the county fair. Yes, I ate them all and she didn’t have the ingredients or the time to bake more. Last year she won a blue ribbon. This year she couldn’t enter. All I can say is, “They were delicious and it was worth it!”
My name is Scout. Terry’s the good dog sitting patiently behind me. It’s a good thing I’m so cute and my mommy loves me so much because I really did eat 17 pairs of shoes! I don’t eat them any more though… now I just drag them outside and leave them in the middle of the garden in the snow. Such a fun surprise for Dad when spring comes!
I ate 5 pounds of flour and what I didn’t eat was licked into a cement in the cracks of the floor, cabinets and my face