Élise made a horrifying noise like she was possessed at 3 am. I sit up from my bed… and proceed to hear… chirping. Lots of chirping. YOU COULD HAVE JUST MEOWED. My guess is that a bird landed close to our screen door.
The very last toilet paper roll destroyed by Sebastian
Jack has no idea why he climbed the ladder.
‘I AM THE REASON WE OWN A BLACKLIGHT’
My name is Rascal. I’m the spawn of something from the underworld!
“I Luvs to bring Mama presents. I gave her da Locust, and it flew all da way up to da ceiling…da 24 foot ceiling.”
We just love scratching at the closet door in the bedroom to wake Mom up just so she can sit on the couch and watch us sleep. Why doesn’t she just go back to bed once we’re sleeping? Because we’ll start all over again!
-not sorry Glitch and Mooney