Élise made a horrifying noise like she was possessed at 3 am. I sit up from my bed… and proceed to hear… chirping. Lots of chirping. YOU COULD HAVE JUST MEOWED. My guess is that a bird landed close to our screen door.
The very last toilet paper roll destroyed by Sebastian
Jack has no idea why he climbed the ladder.
‘I AM THE REASON WE OWN A BLACKLIGHT’
My name is Rascal. I’m the spawn of something from the underworld!
“I Luvs to bring Mama presents. I gave her da Locust, and it flew all da way up to da ceiling…da 24 foot ceiling.”