my name is Barney. I am a rescue dog. I show my appreciation by digging huge holes all over the yard, stealing anything dropped or left on the floor and chewing it up then throwing it up. Today I ate a hole in the new carpet right through the padding.
I like to step in my own poop when I try to bury it, so my mommy has to wash my paws off a few times every day. She found this out when I stepped on her head at 6:45 A.M. the other day.
I cut of my pigs head to get pork while I was riding it.
Lufee: ” I ate this bit of carpet, then puked in mom’s bed”
Marcell: “I ate most of what she threw up”
Rest was for mom to clean up and / or worry about that which end of the dog will the carpet appear again…
This is Ms. Olive Grace and she has a tissue habit. Not only does she like to pull nasty, used tissues out of the trash, but she is also obsessed with boxes of tissues. We had to buy her a box of tissues of her very own so that she would leave ours alone! I’d love to see her sweet face on your website or calendar.
I bark, then hear it echo, so I bark back and hear the echo, so I bark back… how come no one is yelling at the other dog to stop barking?
The deer are never scared of anything so I had a snack. #goatshaming #notsorry