I lick my butt and then kiss the baby in the mouth while she is trying to play
I peed on your bed. Sorry. Love Slinky, the Pueblan Milk Snake.
I tried to steal food from kittens.
I lick fresh paint off the walls because I’m weird and I like it. Now I’m stuck in here until the repairs dry!
I escaped and was playing at the neighbours house, so mummy had to leave early from work to pick me up.
This is Agnes’ secret shame!
Hi my name is Lucky and my mom gave me 4 yummy treats before she left the house and I re-pay her by knocking over the kitchen trash can and dragging the trash bag into the living room and continued to rummage the trash!!
Signed: Lucky aka Mr I’m not ashamed!
A brief armistice between Jack (Tuxedo Boy), and Eddie (Ghost Boy).