Translation (sorry for my english): “I love wallowing in dog’s pee and then smell like *ss”.
The amount of money we spend on food for this Diva is ridiculous! She’ll eat one kind for a while, the act like it’s poison. This starts an expensive cycle as we look for something new. She’s lucky she’s cute!
I rolled in stinky mulch 5 minutes after my bath!
I am on a mission to chew and destroy all of my mom’s underwear. Can’t stop, won’t stop.
$20 roll of double face tape gone. Blu denying he’s to blame. Look at these feet. Priceless.
“I flew out the back door and partied in the woods for TWO DAYS!” -Lucy
The day after we moved into our new home, Lucy flew out the back door and into the woods. A kind neighbor managed to catch and return her safely home two days later.
I bring Turds in the house, but wait there is more. I then like to eat them as well
“I like to steal shoes when no one is home and hide them in my crate or outside.” – Bessie
Bessie gets anxious when I’m not home and repeatedly steals my slippers and shoes. I have found them in various places through out the house, but most of the time they are in her crate or out on the back porch. It’s usually only my shoes, but occasionally she steals my husband’s and my daughter’s. She doesn’t chew them, just takes them.
I pee on my dad while he is asleep so he banned me from the bedroom. (I might pee on this too.) #rkitty