I ate the fringe off both ends of Mom’s nice wool scarf from Ireland.
My name is Emma Alice. I am a very bad little poodle girl. I eat cat poop and found a dead bird in the yard so I brought it in the house and bit my Mom when she tried to take it away. It’s not my fault the windows are too clean and the birds keep flying into them. My Dad always forgives me…….but not Mom.
Lazarus humps his bed while systematically destuffing it!!
Roo got caught smuggling poo and trying to put in the doggy toy box!!
I pulled the tinsel and decorations off the Christmas tree and left them all over the house because Dad made me pose as the Grinch.
I ate the remote in Mommy and Daddy’s room. Now they have to pay $15 for a new one. (The Dish network lady on the phone didn’t believe me when i said my dog ate it)
I left a plastic bag with some Christmas ornaments on the front porch for someone to pick up. Eddie took the bag to the back yard and unleashed his fury. When the gentleman rang the doorbell for the ornaments he expected to find on the porch, I had a feeling where to look…