“I thought that if I ate money, I would poop gold.”
My name is Rascal. I’m the spawn of something from the underworld!
Charlie likes to eat money.
“I Luvs to bring Mama presents. I gave her da Locust, and it flew all da way up to da ceiling…da 24 foot ceiling.”
This is Polyccio, he ate his grandmothers curtains
Dog waits for humans to get off and flush the toilet so he can drink the toilet water.
We just love scratching at the closet door in the bedroom to wake Mom up just so she can sit on the couch and watch us sleep. Why doesn’t she just go back to bed once we’re sleeping? Because we’ll start all over again!
-not sorry Glitch and Mooney
I stole treats from the cupboard but ate too many and had to return some…
Sprout is also very good at filling up my shoes
Dork dog “I like to eat cat poop and bring it in the middle of the floor. Mom calls me disgusting but there’s no shame here!!!!! ”
Goldie “I follow behind him for left over turds!! I’m NOT ASHAMED!!!! “