I have a nasty habit of biting myself after I got in big trouble for chewing things in the house
Zamboni shows no shame! “All I wanted to do was help my humans with their income taxes. The puking was just a bonus”
While mommy was gone a week I liked to pee on the wall getting the baseboard and sheetrock soaked. So when mommy returned we tore it out!
My cousin was visiting us in Louisiana all the way from Chicago… I don’t like house guests so I peed on her make up bag. I am a bad cat.
My Daddy won’t tolerate anyone arguing with the MLB when they change any game rules
My fiance went to the kitchen sink to check on the defrosting chicken we were going to make for dinner and it was gone. We go upstairs and see it on the floor chewed open with our cat Zippy enjoying a feast
I pulled the newly dyed Easter Eggs off of the table. Capone
Stanley Gockowski chewed on the family bible. #PrayForMe