Every time I turn my back he’s stealing my bra’s out of the clothes hamper and he manages to get tangled in them. This time I caught him tangled up and he just looked at me and never moved…the perfect photo opportunity!
I walked out of the room for 2 minutes and came back to no breadsticks to go with our dinner.
I sleep in the box where cat grass was planted, never felt shame in my life.
Hi I am jack , I was being a snoop dog today . And this is how my mama found me after she came home . I’m sorry . Can u help take off this dumb purse?:_(
I eat diapers, the dirtier the better.
“BTW…add cupcakes to your grocery list.”
“I was craving a midnight snack.”
“Shame on her.”
he’s always been picky about his veggies