When my mom gave me a head bonk, I sneezed in her mouth.
My name is Pauly. I like to run away and have the whole neighborhood chase me endlessly so that way i can feel proud about myself. IF given the chance next time i will make 2 local police forces try and help catch me, not just 1. OH! and i like to eat doors and drywall off of walls.
This here is Bella…. She tried to eat her way out of the bathroom when mommy put her in there to answer the front door.We couldn’t find her a sign to wear, but as you can see…. she’s a plenty shamed!
My name is spencer. I just dug up mums new plant so I could eat the cow manure it was planted in. I will do it again if I get the chance . I have no shame!
My name is Prince Franklin Leopold but just call me Franklin.’ Til this day I have no idea what the word “no” means, my theory is that it just means “let’s play” so I wag my tail and run around making my moms chase me for the yummy socks,mail, glasses, phone, clothes, notebooks, pillow, shoes…everything! In this case my favorite underwears and bras! I have no idea what all the fuss is with that word, “no” but I swear, I have absolutely no idea what your talking about!
My mom said she wanted new sheets. So …. Being an over sized six month old puppy, I helped her out by chewing a hole in them big enough to poke my head through! Busted!!!!!