My Daddy won’t tolerate anyone arguing with the MLB when they change any game rules
My fiance went to the kitchen sink to check on the defrosting chicken we were going to make for dinner and it was gone. We go upstairs and see it on the floor chewed open with our cat Zippy enjoying a feast
I pulled the newly dyed Easter Eggs off of the table. Capone
Stanley Gockowski chewed on the family bible. #PrayForMe
My name is Fergus, I love to watch my mom open her mail and when she sets it down I lick the glue off the envelope. Afterwords I sit in a daze while I come off of a glue high.
My “Chicken” tried pooping while hanging upside down with disgusting success….