Bad Emma

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My name is Emma Alice. I am a very bad little poodle girl. I eat cat poop and found a dead bird in the yard so I brought it in the house and bit my Mom when she tried to take it away. It’s not my fault the windows are too clean and the birds keep flying into them. My Dad always forgives me…….but not Mom.

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Christmas Scrooge

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I left a plastic bag with some Christmas ornaments on the front porch for someone to pick up. Eddie took the bag to the back yard and unleashed his fury. When the gentleman rang the doorbell for the ornaments he expected to find on the porch, I had a feeling where to look…

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